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Apr 10 2009

BL Live! is tomorrow…

February 17, 2009
6:00 pm

After weeks of build up and anticipation BL Live!, the first major Black Library themed event of the Games Workshop calendar is here.

By now, if you’re going, you’ve probably got your ticket. I’m biased, of course, but there is a great line-up and this event with a veritable cavalcade of authors and a schedule that is packed full with seminars.

I am very much looking forward to attending, even if it’ll be a little confusing wearing/switching between both my writer’s and editor’s hat – I’m sure I’ll cope.

The first order of business for me is 10.30am-11.00am when I’ll mounting the podium with the first of the seminars, a reading from Salamander. So far (though this could be subject to change), I’m planning on reading the prologue and then opening up the floor to some Q&A.;

This is then followed by a signing session (in the upper floor) with James Swallow.

The plan is for me to then hot tail is over to the Empire Army Q&A; session with Richard Williams in time for its 12.30pm start.

The fun doesn’t stop there, either – at 2.00pm I’m on the panel for the ‘So you want to write for the Black Library Q&A;’.

Follow all of that with a Time of Legends Q&A; with Gav Thorpe, a Black Library forthcoming releases seminar and Q&A; at 3.30pm and 4.30pm respectively, and I’m going to be a very busy Easter bunny.

If you’re coming, looking forward to seeing you there. If not, shame on you, but then the BL blog will have a review at some point after the Easter break (by this point, all the major revelations of the day will be on the forum anyway).


Feb 28 2009

Dastardly Dexter

Listen, I’m not a huge fan of TV. I probably watch much more than I should, and read less than I ought to, but I don’t worship at the temple of the conduit to the airwaves. Saying that, I do have certain shows that I tend to watch fairly religiously from week to week.

Right now, I’d say (for me, at least) that we’re in a Golden Age of TV viewing. It happens every so often, when almost every night at around 9-10pm there’s one show that I really want to watch and don’t miss if I can help it. Now, I don’t have satellite TV or anything like that, just humble terrestrial and freeview, but there comes a time when there’s a great show on almost every night.

My viewing palette at the moment consists of (in weekly order, starting from Monday): Heroes, C.S.I Las Vegas, Desperate Housewives (a guilty pleasure, but not as dodgy as it sounds if you haven’t seen it – think a dark, pseudo-Stepford Wives meets Thelma & Louise meets The Burbs style soap opera), Dexter, Pushing Daisies, nothing on Saturday and Supernatural.

Far and away the cream of this delectable crop is Dexter. This show is awesome.

If you’ve not seen it and you like excellent writing, dark subtext and gripping characters, plus you don’t mind a bit of blood and horror here and there, then I urge you to watch it. The second season, currently airing on ITV1, is about five or six episodes old now, and with twelve episodes per season you’re probably better off seeking out the DVD for season one online and ordering that instead, but it doesn’t preclude me from extolling the virtues of this great show.


In a nutshell, Dexter is a serial killer who murders serial killers. Psychologically damaged by a childhood trauma that resulted in him witnessing first hand the brutal murder of his mother, even as a young boy Dexter has had an urge to kill things. This pathological compulsion is tempered by his foster father, Harry, who teaches Dexter how to control and ultimately express his deviancy in ways that leave innocent people… well, alive. Harry gives Dexter all the techniques and training that allow him to function in society and wear a mask of normalcy to hide his homicidal urges.

Fast forward about twenty years and Dexter is working as a blood spatter specialist in the Miami Police Department. Fear not, the law enforcement milieu in Dexter is about as far away as you can get from the glitzy, cheese-ridden debacle that is C.S.I Miami. You won’t find pithy one-liners, ludicrous posturing, sunglasses-catalogue posing, doe-eyed high-heeled criminalists here, oh no – this is much more gritty and realistic, a far cry from plastic faces and wooden characters more concerned with their wardrobe and make-up than the business of actually looking like cops.

Dexter is surrounded by a glorious cast: the politically savvy, stab you in the back if it advances her career, Lieutenant Laguerta; the testosterone-fulled, super paranoid, ex-Special Forces powder keg waiting to go off, Sergeant Doakes; generally foul-mouthed, slightly naive and just that little bit annoying sister, Debra Morgan; and the generally likable, slightly paunchy, all round good guy, Angel Batista. The ever dependable Julie Benz, who played the character of Darla in Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel, also gets a meaty role, and is great as the flaky, doormat of a wreck of a woman, who just wants a nice life with her family/is blissfully unaware of her boyfriend, Dexter’s, pathology, Rita.

The cast is excellently put together and they are all obvious pros selected with talent in mind. The show’s writing, as already mentioned, is razor sharp and very, very witty. Given the fact the show’s major content deals with grisly death and a character who cuts up his victims into tiny little pieces, before putting the parts in black bin liners and weighing them down to sink to the bottom of the ocean, it’s even more remarkable.

Major props has to go to the opening credit sequence, which is such a visceral feast of semiological murder and torture metaphors, I defy you not to marvel at its genius.

Superbly dark, Dexter is a must-see show as far as I’m concerned, probably the best show on TV at this moment in time. Former greats like Heroes seem to be limping along at the moment, waiting for a spark that might never come to try and recapture old glories, but Dexter goes from strength-to-strength.

Part of that strength might be explained by the fact that the series is based on the novels by Jeff Lindsey (Darkly Dreaming Dexter, Dearly Devoted Dexter, Dexter in the Dark), which, admittedly, I have yet to read, but Louise has a copy that is waiting on her bedside that I might sneak over to my side once I’m done with John Connolly’s The White Road.

As for Dexter himself, Michael C Hall (who is probably best known for his role in Six Feet Under as David Fisher) absolutely nails it for me; equal parts sociopathic monster/happy go-lucky family man. His awkwardness juxtaposed with his burgeoning, if slightly confusing, love for Rita and her children is both chilling and touching at the same time. Even though Dexter is a serial killer (albeit, who only kills serial killers, but you never know when that might slip for personal reasons…), he is incredibly likable – a real testament to Michael C Hall’s consummate acting skills.

Dark and quirky, Dexter is just a brilliant, brilliant show. Any fans of crime or drama in general should give this a look.


Feb 28 2009

Honourkeeper Signing: Nottingham 14th March

I have news of an additional signing date for my latest dwarf novel, Honourkeeper. As well as Grimbsy on the 7th of March, I’ll also be doing two signings in Nottingham a week later on the 14th of March.

The signings will be at Games Workshop Nottingham on Friar Lane and at Warhammer World/Bugman’s Bar.

Here are the details and times for the Nottingham Games Workshop signing:

Honourkeeper Signing Games Workshop Nottingham

14th March

11am-12pm

34A Friar Lane
Nottingham
NG1 6DQ

0115 948 0651

And now the details and times for the Warhammer World/Bugman’s Bar signing:

Honourkeeper Signing Warhammer World

14th March

1.30-2.30pm

Warhammer World
Willow Road
Lenton
Nottingham
NG7 2WS

0115 916 8410

It would be great to see some folks there, and I’ll be happy to chat about writing, my books, this and any future projects.


Feb 24 2009

Honourkeeper Signing: Grimsby 7th March

In advance of the release of my latest dwarf novel, Honourkeeper, I’ll will be in Games Workshop Grimsby on Saturday the 7th of March to do a signing. The session begins at 1 and is until 2.30pm.

This is also an opportunity to get the book a whole week earlier than it is released in Games Workshop stores.

It would be great to some folks there to chat to about Honourkeeper and anything else that I’m writing/have written.

Here are the details again in summary:

Honourkeeper signing

Saturday 7th March

1-2.30pm

Games Workshop Grimsby
9 West St Mary’s Gate
Grimsby

DN31 1 LB


Feb 20 2009

Honourkeeper early release!

In keeping with Games Workshop stores receiving books slightly earlier than in the generic book trade, Honourkeeper will be released in Games Workshops a few weeks earlier than anywhere else.

This means that you’ll be able to get Honourkeeper on the 14th March from Games Workshop.

It’s released everywhere else on the 6th April.

There’s an extract of the novel online right now on the Black Library website.

I’ll also be at the Black Library Live! event on the 11th April to sign copies of Honourkeeper (or anything else you put my way) and chat about the book.

I’ll also reliably informed that there’ll be a small signing tour for the book in both Nottingham (likely to be in Bugman’s Bar itself) and my home town Grimsby (again, likely to be at the Games Workshop store). As soon as I get dates and details I’ll post them up on the blog.

Check out your local Games Workshop store around the time of the release as they may be running participation games based on some of the battles in the novel and then immortalised on the tabletop.

Khazuk!